December 2009
4 posts
Here’s what you get for things that haven happened yet.”
-Elliott...
November 2009
5 posts
back streets back all right
– George Hamilton
I have zero tumblarity, damn you false popularity system, what gives you the...
– Web DuBois
October 2009
50 posts
Cartman sings pop in a way even i can enjoy →
Good-bye — if you hear of my being stood up against a Mexican stone wall and...
– Ambrose Bierce
Arguing points against gay marriage →
The front fell off →
I find your lack of pants disturbing. →
warning
1st mate: Sir, Our tumblarity is falling rapidly, what evasive actions should we take?
Me: Quick start liking posts that we don’t care for and reblog something about farts!
1st mate: Sir, There are no Fart Jokes!(tears stream from his frightened eyes)
Me:*slaps 1st mate* Pull it together man we’re going to get through this. Have you seen any cute animals our heard any fart jokes so...
Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money.
– Eleanor Roosevelt
“Seven Blunders of the World”
1. Wealth without work
2....
– Mahatma Gandhi
I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts
– John Locke
I could learn a thing or two from this person →
Don’t buy dope from the man you don’t know.
– Islands
whoopsies →