December 2009
4 posts
“Here’s what you get for things that haven happened yet.”
-Elliott...”
November 2009
5 posts
“back streets back all right”
– George Hamilton
“I have zero tumblarity, damn you false popularity system, what gives you the...”
– Web DuBois
October 2009
50 posts
Cartman sings pop in a way even i can enjoy →
“Good-bye — if you hear of my being stood up against a Mexican stone wall and...”
– Ambrose Bierce
I’m really glad there’s a grasp to...
Arguing points against gay marriage →
Cause of the time of year i decided to post this...
The front fell off →
I find your lack of pants disturbing. →
warning
1st mate: Sir, Our tumblarity is falling rapidly, what evasive actions should we take?
Me: Quick start liking posts that we don’t care for and reblog something about farts!
1st mate: Sir, There are no Fart Jokes!(tears stream from his frightened eyes)
Me:*slaps 1st mate* Pull it together man we’re going to get through this. Have you seen any cute animals our heard any fart jokes so...
“Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
““Seven Blunders of the World”
1. Wealth without work
2....”
– Mahatma Gandhi
“I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts”
– John Locke
I could learn a thing or two from this person →
“Don’t buy dope from the man you don’t know.”
– Islands
whoopsies →